30 funny Guinea Pig Quotes will cheer you up!

Are you having a bad day? No worries, I made a collection of inspiring and motivating yet funny guinea pig quotes for you to lift your spirts and make your day a little better 🙂

Humor and Health

It’s no secret that humor is good for you. It strengthens your immune system, helps you build stronger relationships, and can even make you more productive at work. But did you know that humor could also improve your mental health?

Humor isn’t just a way to pass the time, it’s a coping mechanism that can help people manage depression, anxiety and stress in their lives.

In fact, laughter may be one of the oldest forms of psychotherapy — Hippocrates (the father of medicine) used humor as a form of therapy centuries ago. And while modern medicine has evolved since then, there are still benefits to laughing at yourself or with others every day.

Here are three ways that humor improves your mental health:

1) Humor reduces stress

2) Humor boosts self-esteem

3) Humor promotes happiness

Now, let’s get on to these funny but inspiring quotes!

Some of these are guinea pig-related, some are just straight-up funny.

if you think you are too small to be effective, you’ve never had mites or been in the dark with a mosquito.

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you” – Steven Wright

Guinea pigs are not your whole life, but they make your life whole

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I started. So far I’ve finished my half-eaten lettuce and poop. I feel much better now!”

I did not slap you. I high-fived you in the face.

Everyone thinks they have the best guinea pigs, and they are not wrong.

Live like you hear the fridge door open

I’m in shape, round is a shape

If “plan A” didn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay cool.

“Why can’t the world be simpler, like how it is for guinea pigs? They only have a few rules. Crying will get your attention. If it fits in your mouth, it’s food. Scream if you don’t get your share.” – Cynthia Lord

“Keep calm and let humans do all the work” – every guinea pig on earth

Look, if cauliflower can become pizza, you, my friend, can do anything.

“if you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be” – Maya Angelou

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne

Do you know why guinea pigs’ heads are so big compared to their bodies but never have neck or back pain? Because their heads are empty.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

the first five days after the weekend are the hardest

I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed

“Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see” – a guinea pig philosopher

if we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

you can’t always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out

“I’m so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying” – Oscar Wilde

We complain about how much our guinea pigs poop a day until they stopped.

“Ba decisions make good stories” – Ellis Vidler